SPACESHIPOBLIVION

«FLOATING THROUGH SPACE, MY HEAD COVERED IN SLEEP MIST. 

MY DIRECTION IS DISTRACTIONS. SUDDEN MOMENTS OF CLEAR CRISP BLUE. 

I GASP FOR AIR AND DIVE INTO A BUBBLE OF THICK MATTER THAT SEEMS IMPOSSIBLE TO BURST. 

WHEN THERE’S NO OXYGEN LEFT IN MY LUNGS I DRIFT UNTIL IT’S ALL NOTHING AGAIN.

 

LIST OF DISTRACTIONS; MEGA-GATHERING, OWNING, CONSUMING, COLLAPSING, CONNECTIONS, NETFLIX, NEXT, COUCHES, HARD COUCHES, PHONES, FOOD, SUGAR, DO-NUTS, DIP-DYES, DELUSIONAL, CLOTHES, JEWELRY, NEW PHONES, MORE PHONES, COMPUTERS, NET, NEXT, NETFLIX, YOUTUBE, CATS, DISTRACTIONS. DECORATION-DO-NUTS, DECORATION PILLOWS, ART, ARTIFICIAL, ARBITRARY, HOUSES, BOATS, HOUSE- BOATS, BOOKS, CARPETS, CAVITY, CARS, COFFEE, SOFT COUCHES, BIGGER CATS, SOFT PILLOWS AND YES, LET’S NOT FORGET ABOUT THAT REALLY CUTE PARROT IN A TOY CAR AND THAT INCREDIBLY SWEET SNEEZING PANDA, SOMETIMES I WONDER IF BORED PANDA EXISTS BECAUSE OF THAT PANDA, SHIT, THOSE SNEAKERS ARE NOW ON SALE, MORE NETFLIX.

 

I AM SPACESHIP OBLIVION AND WE ARE THE NEW BREED.

 

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